When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.