A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
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Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...