The Australian Christmas
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Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Top10 New Summer Camps!
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee’s———-...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...