Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...