Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Blonde Doctor?
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital! Nurse: What is it?...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...