4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...