Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...