Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
Politically Correct Little Red Riding HoodThere once was a young person named Little Red...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...