On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...