Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...