Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...