A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...