I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...