The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...