Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!