Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
It was laying limp in my hand…
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The fucking lights
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I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
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Your father is drunk
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The Speed of Time by Age
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Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
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Snowman and a vampire?
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Helping a criminal
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Ring Those Bells
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