I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...