Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...