Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!