Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...