You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...