I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Very stupid musician
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What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.