Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg