Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...