Elephants and Cell-Phones
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Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...