Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...