worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...