Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Architect programmer
|If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...