House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
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Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.