What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...