Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...