Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...