In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...