Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...