Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...