The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...