spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill