Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...