Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...