Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...