If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...