The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...