Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...