Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...