Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Stupid Stuff 01
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.”The effects are fleeting and...