Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...