Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...