Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...