What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
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Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
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Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
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Wedding Prank
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I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
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