Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!