Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...