Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...